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Someday, a man meet God and then he asked God.
Man (in a tizzy) : God, can I ask you something?
God  : Sure
Man  : Promise you won't get mad?
God  : I promise
Man  (frustrated) : Why did you let so much stff happen to me today?
God  : What do you mean?
Man  : Well, I woke up late...
God  : Yes...
Man  : My car took forever to start (growling). At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait
God  : Hmmm
Man  : On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call
God  : All right
Man (loudly) : And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to soak my feet in my foot massager and                       relax, but i wouldn't  work. Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God  : Well, let me see.. The death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of the other     
           angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep trough that.
Man (humbled) : Oh...
God  : I din't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that might have hit you if you on
          the road
Man (ashamed) :...........
God  : The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't want you to catch what they 
           have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work
Man (embarrassed) : Oh...
God  : Your phone went dead because the person that calling was going to give a false witness about what 
           you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered
Man (softly) : I see God...
God  : Oh and that foot massager, it had a short circuit that was going to throw out all of the power  in your
           house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark
Man  : I'm sory God
God  : Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me in all things, the god and the bad
Man  : I will trust you God
God  : And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan
Man  : I won't God, and let me just tell you God, thankyou for everything today
God  : You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God.